During an uncontested divorce,it's a good idea to have a
tool bag filled with items
and activities that can help you along the way. Some of these items might include a music list, fun things to do with your children and/or secret stash of your favorite comfort food. Another item we would like to give you is a list of quotes to refer to when you need a quick boost. Whether you live in Pittsburgh or Harrisburg or anywhere in Pennsylvania, here is a list of some of our
favorite divorce quotes- funny and true!
Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers.
- Gerald Lieberman
Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.
- Mary Kay Blakeley
I have never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me
- Elayne Boosler
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack Truck, if you survive you start looking very carefully to the right and left.
I am an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce I get to keep the house.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
You grow up the day you have you have your first real laugh at yourself.
- Ethel Barrymore
Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
- Groucho Marx
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
- Johnny Carson
I married Ms. Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I am about $100,000 short.
- Mickey Rooney
It's never too late to be what you might have been.
- George Eliot
It's not whether you get knocked down. It's whether you get up.
- Vince Lombardi
Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.
- Albert Einstein
If opportunity doesn't knock build a door.
- Milton Berle
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
Minds are like parachutes, they only function when open.
- Thomas Dewar
The purpose of our lives is to be happy.
- 14th Dali Lama
It's not the situation. It's your reaction to the situation.
- Robert Conklin
Courage is being afraid but going on anyhow.
- Dan Rather
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Please share with us other quotes or affirmations which have had special meaning to you.